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Kate's avatar

All things he will most certainly lie about.

DemCast USA's avatar

Let’s not make this a drinking game. I need to be functional tomorrow.

EuphmanKB's avatar

Wouldn’t it be simpler to say that Trump lies every time his mouth is moving?

Perhaps adding a logarithmic or geometric measurement factor (not unlike the Richter Scale) as a proxy for the severity, or gravity, of each of his lies would be helpful.

Call it the TBS Scale (Trump Bull Shit Scale):

“1” would be equivalent to one pound of BS

”2” would be 10 pounds of BS

“3” = 100# of BS

“4” = 10000# of BS

“5” = 100,000,000# of BS

Pick a different scale if you want to. These are merely the last number squared.

The speed his mouth moves could also be estimated in flaps per minute, or second.